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Christian Grey is back. The billionaire playboy of EL James’s best-selling erotic-novel-turned-global-sensation Fifty Shades of Grey takes centre stage in James’s new version, which is told from Christian’s perspective. Check out the most ridiculous lines  from it, according to us. Let us know what do you think.


“An image of her shackled to my bench, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can’t clench her buttocks, comes to mind, followed by judicious use of a belt or strap.”


“It’s been a long time since I’ve seen pubic hair up close and personal like this. I tug it gently.”


“She smells on Ana and apples and sex.”



“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick.”

“I’m going to make you come like a freight train baby.”


“She has a fresh, wholesome fragrance that reminds me of my grandfather’s apple orchard.”


“As she tells me she likes her tea weak and black, for a moment I think she’s describing what she likes in a man.”


“Lifting my hips, I grab my cock. ‘I want you to become well-acquainted, on first-name terms, if you will, with my favorite and most cherished part of my body.'”


“Oh, this ass is mine, so mine. And it’s going to get warmer.”
Will you read Grey?