1. “They’re only famous because Kim made a sex tape.” It’s true that her sex tape put the family on the map, but that was in 2006. They wouldn’t still be famous if their appeal didn’t go beyond one video. See: Ray J.
2. “The Kardashians are everything that is wrong with America.” Right. Unemployment, racism, classism, you name it: all the Kardashians’ fault.
3. “I can’t tell them apart. Like, I literally couldn’t tell you which one is which.” You say this like it’s a badge of honor, when really it just reveals that you’re pop-culture clueless. Everyone at least knows who Kim is.