Halloween Costumes Guys Really Want You to Wear

When we approached guys to see what they really want us to wear for Halloween this year, we hoped they would give us a little more than “slutty anything.” Find out here if our hopes were dashed.

“Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow from The Avengers—skintight leather catsuits are a Glamour DO in my book.”
—Bill

“Either Princess Jasmine, Pocahontas, or Ariel. Everybody knows they’re the hottest Disney characters, and every guy secretly had thoughts about them. When they come to life in the form of cute girls on Halloween—well, that’s a dream we’ve had since middle school.”
—Tony

“Either Princess Jasmine, Pocahontas, or Ariel. Everybody knows they’re the hottest Disney characters, and every guy secretly had thoughts about them. When they come to life in the form of cute girls on Halloween—well, that’s a dream we’ve had since middle school.”
—Tony

“I’m honestly bored with the typical ‘sexy’ costume. Cats and nurses are way overdone. How about some inanimate objects? Hell, give me the whole cast of Brave Little Toaster in their underwear. That I’d like to see.”
—Zach

“I have a thing for Catwoman. Just saying…”
—Daniel

‘I’m not afraid to admit I watch Downton Abbey, and I’ve got a little crush on Sybil. You could even wear those crazy pants!”
—Jonathan

I’m not afraid to admit I watch Downton Abbey, and I’ve got a little crush on Sybil. You could even wear those crazy pants!”
—Jonathan

“Costume, schmostume. Let’s just stay in and eat candy all night. Naked.”
—Will

Vampires Pohots credit: Raaj Kapur Brar
Makeup by: Neelam Saini
Models: Tanya, Priya