Find your celebrity horoscope match and see what the stars have in store.
Type A Films, Reese Witherspoon’s aptly named production company, pretty much sums up the Aries vibe. Like the competitive starlet, your quest to become the best is unmatched. Warrior planet Mars is your sign’s ruler, after all: you know what you like and how you want it done, and woe betide the person who stands in your way. Like this movie star mogul mom, your mission is to create the enviable life of a woman who has it all, even if you have to build that life all by your damn self for a while. You won’t rest until you’re clutching your Academy Award, and even then, you’ll keep raising the bar higher. Never predictable, you walk the line between cool Glamazon and passionate fireball—a fascinating paradox to behold.
Rumor has it your sign can be stubborn, but like chanteuse Adele, you simply insist on living life on your own terms. An earth sign, you keep your feet firmly planted on terra firma, never letting success go to your head. Family is everything to you. Like mum-to-be Adele, you might get an early start on creating your own brood or adopt yourself into the families of your extensive social network. Ruled by sensual, romantic Venus, you keep the chambers of your heart wide open. You’d rather be rolling in the deep than emotionally detached. And if Cupid’s arrows don’t hit the mark, you’ll harness the powers of your celestial ruler Venus and turn your pain into beautiful music, art, or another inspired
Gemini: Angelina Jolie
With your dualistic nature, you have double the patience than most. No one can juggle and multitask better than you, illustrated to perfection by actress/supermom/U.N. Ambassador, Angelina Jolie. The masses wonder: how does she do it all and appear so unruffled? Well, how could she not? Ruled by the speedy messenger planet Mercury, you Geminis would be bored if you didn’t have your hands full and your intellect stimulated 24/7. Like Jolie’s adorable, multicultural brood, variety is the spice of a Gemini’s life. You understand that differences create dynamism, not homogeneity. As for those “split personality” rumors? Jolie remains appropriately enigmatic. Will she be wearing Brad Pitt’s ring on her finger or a blood vial on her neck? It’s still anyone’s guess.
Cancer: Selena Gomez
Sugar and spice and everything nice, that’s what Cancer girls are made of. As the zodiac’s icon of femininity, you cast a spell with your ladylike charms. But like Disney sweetheart Selena Gomez, you’ve got an edge underneath those metaphoric mouse ears. In true Cancer fashion, the budding indie actress is full of surprises. Her upcoming (and decidedly non-Disney) roles will reveal the broad emotional spectrum that empathetic Cancers have a grasp of. In personal affairs, you’re an old-fashioned romantic who is also deeply private. Maybe that’s why it was hard to “Belieb” that she was dating the Biebs when news first broke of their pop-tastic union. But true to Cancer form, she snagged the Most Wanted of her generation. As for the juicy details? Sorry folks. What happens behind crab shells stays behind crab shells.
Leo: Jennifer Lopez
Platinum album? Check. Hollywood street cred? Check. Clothing line, eponymous fragrance, TV hosting spot? Check, check, check. An empire befitting zodiac royalty is what you crave. Like lion queen Jennifer Lopez, you need to have your paws in every possible pot. Ruled by the radiant and expansive Sun your mantra is “more, more, more.” Creative to the core, you live for love and can be swept off easily like the thrice-wed Lopez. As for that sexy backup dancer-cum-boyfriend? You’re a fire sign, Leo, and there’s no shortage of passion in your universe. (PS: in case you haven’t heard, Leo Madonna is also dating a backup dancer half her age.) You need a partner who can keep up, which might just lure you to the lair of a younger mate.
Dear Sasha Fierce, you can’t fool us. Electrifying dance moves, barely there outfits, and a look so smoldering it could take down a small village aside, there’s something inescapably wholesome about the divine Miss Beyoncé. Virgo is the zodiac’s virgin; there’s a scrubbed down purity to your spirit. When the costumes come off B is refreshingly real, just as a down-to-earth earth sign should be. While she makes it all look so easy, she’s been honing her high heeled dance moves since her Destiny’s Child days—a testament to your sign’s understanding that practice makes perfect. With analytical Mercury as your sign’s ruler, you have discerning tastes. You are highly selective about who you let into your world. Bring on the momagers and moguls-cum-husbands.
Scorpio: Julia Roberts
Spotlight or searchlight? Like ultraprivate Scorpio Julia Roberts, you’re as mysterious as you are magnetic. One minute the enigmatic actress is workin’ it like red carpet royalty with her spot-on style and infectious laugh. The next, she’s holed away in her honeycomb hideout in Taos, New Mexico, fully engaged in life as a hands-on mom to three. A homebody at heart, far from the prying eyes of the paparazzi is where you prefer to be. Like the pretty woman—whose marriage to cameraman Danny Moder has outlived Hollywood expiration dates—you’re a loyalist who mates for life. With transformational Pluto as your celestial ruler, you draw from a deep well of emotion, which is a power that can be magical or destructive, depending on how you choose to apply it.
Capricorn: Michelle Obama
Like the polished and sophisticated Michelle Obama, you’ve got First Lady written all over you. Ruled by disciplined and driven Saturn, you work your way to the top of the pyramid, earning every one of your stripes through dedicated effort. You’re a firm-yet-loving caretaker who wants to see people thriving and living their best. The FLOTUS herself has campaigned heavily for her Partnership For A Healthier America, an organization committed to reducing childhood obesity. Which way to the Fountain Of Youth? Legend has it Capricorns age in reverse. While you begin life as a serious achiever (hello degrees from Princeton and Harvard Law), you lighten up significantly after 35 (yup, that was Michelle rocking out at the Beyoncé show). And you might just have the sculpted arms to match your latent youthfulness. Fierce!
Sagittarius: Miley Cyrus
Open mouth, insert…salvia bong? Such is the uncensored life of the Sagittarius. “I’m not very good at keeping a secret,” teen queen Miley Cyrus has confessed. No kidding. You’re the zodiac’s wide-eyed optimist who hasn’t lived till you’ve tried everything once…yes, even a hit of that. Luckily, you are ruled by expansive Jupiter, which is the planet of good fortune. So maybe you get caught in the act a few times…you also have an innate gift for landing on your feet. Your sense of humor is your saving grace, and Cyrus’ sassy Hannah Montana nails those one-liners. The As I Am singer counts fellow Sagittarians Snooki and Britney Spears as her idols, a nod to your sign’s appreciation for quirky and unfiltered people who will be plentiful in your world. GTL, Miley?
Aquarius: Jennifer Aniston
With her sunny smile and laid back California demeanor, Jennifer Aniston is the poster child for Aquarius girl-next-door charm. And like the Good Girl actress, you’re stunning in the all-American uniform of jeans, ponytail, and a t-shirt. But let’s not get it twisted: you’re hardly run of the mill. Ruled by Uranus, a planet known for its explosive lightning, you can shock with your sudden flashes of emotion…and your quick, wry wit. After “the break up,” Aniston famously quipped that ex Brad Pitt was “missing a sensitivity chip.” You keep the zingers coming, your comedic timing impeccable. Friends are your life’s blood: you are the zodiac’s ultimate amie who thrives in the company of a supportive community. Paging Courtney Cox!
She might be bad, but she’s perfectly good at it. Such is the dual nature of Pisces, symbolized by two fish swimming in opposite directions. Like Rihanna, you’re sweet as pie on the surface, but you can be drawn to the shadowy side of life. We may never understand the allure of anex-boyfriend-who-shall-remain-nameless but her chart-topping hit “S&M” appropriately alludes to the Piscean love of both pleasure and pain. Admit it: there’s a tortured artist and a hopeless romantic living inside of you. But you won’t drown in your sorrows for long. Ruled by Neptune, the planet of fantasy, you’ll pop on the rose-colored lunettes when you’d rather not see the unvarnished truth.